friend: promise you won't tell anyone
me: i promise
me: *tells my mom*

officialunitedstates:

honk honk.  am I a goose or a car?  you wont ever know.  too bad

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waking up: haha fuck
twelve: don't be lasagna
lasagna:
lasagna:
lasagna: i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
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Fitz: Tell me youre not hydra
Simmons: I am not hydra
entire fandom: FVCKING KISS ALREADY!
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vvendys:

dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok 

irritate:

should be my middle name because everything bothers me.

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pizza:

my favourite thing to do in the holidays is fuck up my sleeping pattern as much as possible

ebuddies:

a series of unfortunate eyebrows

What I should be doing: Homework.
What I wish I was doing: Cuddling up with you in bed watching movies and eating pizza.
What I am doing: Tumblr.
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